• me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: its the computer
  • me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it


harrystears:

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

(Source: uknowimtryin)